You might be a perfectly nice person, but you’re kind of annoying.

Prepare to Laugh Out Loud.

Or be a little disappointed in yourself.

Cry a little.

Then laugh again.

For reals.

These hands are magic. Want to know how I know? Because they found this article: What Your Taste in Music Says About Your Dating.

Seriously. Music is one of the first questions in the awkward dating stage.

This article basically says that responding with, “oh, a little of everything” is essentially a cop-out.

It happens to be my answer.

If you’ve seen my iPod playlist, you will realize that it’s totally a true statement – not a cop-out.

However, for the sake of…something…I figured I would collect all the artists I liked to see what this clever little journalist could say about me.

So, according to my iPod ( don’t be judge-y ):

Queen: You love with the heart of a warrior.

Oasis: You’re the kind of person who does things they’re not supposed to do. Like liking Oasis.

Daft Punk: Depends. You’re either prone to “raging” in the sense of “partying a lot” or in the sense of “throwing your X-Box controller on the floor and smashing it with your purple Sam Jackson lightsaber replica.”

Aerosmith: Your wild days are behind you.

Billy Joel: You know exactly what you’re doing.

Green Day: You get upset over nothing all the time, but bounce back quickly.

Justin Timberlake: You seem really lame at first, then turn out to be awesome.

Weezer: Awkward. And proud of it.

Prince: You’re a little weird, but you make up for it by being a total sex machine.

Red Hot Chili Peppers: You’re not super-interesting, but you’re nice enough and you’re certainly not going anywhere, so…

U2: You’re very loving, but prone to fits of irritating self-righteousness.

The Who: You’re a generally open, curious person, but you get really riled up when people cut you in line and stuff.

Sinatra: It bugs you that people aren’t classier these days.

Lupe Fiasco: You wrestle with moral dilemmas but never at the expense of your chill demeanor.

Lady Gaga: You’re sort of obnoxious, but people can’t help but like you.

Kanye West: You’re kinda mean. In a hot way.

Jay Z: You don’t take any shit. Or at least you know that you’re not supposed to.

Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded.

The Arcade Fire: You spend the first third of relationship in a romantic frenzy and the last two trying to justify it.

Led Zeppelin: If you’re a woman, you’re hot. If you’re a guy, you’re average.

AC/DC: If you’re a woman, you’re the kind of person who lets a guy move in with you after three dates because he’s temporarily homeless. If you’re a guy, you’re temporarily homeless.

My Chemical Romance: You’re not so much looking for a boyfriend or girlfriend as someone to share a “fuckyeahsuperheroeskissing” Tumblr with.

The Pixies: Relax. You’re cool.

Talking Heads: You’re a good person.

LCD Soundsystem: You’re not the type to let your strong sense of irony ruin your good time.

Belle and Sebastian: If you hook up, it’s gonna get weird.

R.E.M.: You’ve got a big heart.

That One Peter, Bjorn and John song with the whistling: You’re a human being.

Van Morrison: You’re a romantic. Possibly with a slight drinking problem.

No Doubt: If you’re a girl, you’re a confident person, but you know what it’s like to get treated like crap. If you’re guy, you’re just trying to get laid.

Nirvana: You’re angry and hurt.

Radiohead: You’re angry and hurt. But you’re open to getting some professional help.

Bob Dylan: You’re an asshole, but you don’t know it.

The Strokes: You’re not really an asshole, you just act like it sometimes.

John Mayer: You’re a virgin.

The Rolling Stones: You’re hot.

Rihanna: You’re hot.

Beyonce: You’re sweet, but not a pushover.

Britney Spears: If you’re a gay guy or a woman, you’re normal. If you’re a straight guy, you’re trying to get laid.

Mandy Moore: You have American Girl dolls. Plural.

Guns N Roses: You’re going to have to sex in the bathroom and regret it.

Joan Jett: You’re going to have sex in the bathroom and not regret it.

Fleetwood Mac: You’re reasonably well adjusted. Considering.

Jewel: Um… are you sure this is a date?

Nicki Minaj: You’re awesome. And kind of crazy.

Lil’ Wayne: You’re crazy. And kind of awesome.

Regina Spektor: You might be a perfectly nice person, but you’re kind of annoying.

Kid Cudi: No one understands you. But it’s not that big a deal.

John Legend: You have emotional sex.

Eminem: You have emotional problems.

Drake: You’re about whatever.

Vampire Weekend: You’re about being about whatever.

The Beatles: Eh. Who knows.

Jack Johnson: You think you’re chill and easygoing, but really you’re just afraid of commitment.

They don’t have any country artists…I think we’re missing out on a huge part of who I am there.

So, uh, what kind of music are you in to?

P.S. There’s an APP for that. Seriously. For your “Musical Personality” but this guy says it’s shit.


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